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The RastaBBQ Network: Our crab died

Our crab died · posted Oct 18, 01:07 PM by youth

We think. We haven’t found a body yet, in or out of the tank, but we’re pretty sure he escaped into “the big dry”. I’m not sure why they do this, but it seems to be some sort of game that our seafood plays with us. First they go hide and die, and then they play a game of hot and cold with our noses. I guess they think it’s pretty funny. I think they’re pretty stupid.


For some reason, it was vitally important to tell you this.

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  1. aww, poor crab. how does wilf like being the only crustacean in the aquarium now?
    — kelsey    Oct 19, 09:59 PM    #
  2. well, he’s sure been strutting his stuff lately. makes me wonder whether he ate the crab after all. in other news, the two new loaches have moved into the castle now that the crab is gone.
    — youth    Oct 20, 12:57 AM    #
  3. GENTRIFYING MOTHERFUCKERS
    — tV    Oct 20, 01:59 AM    #
  4. That is news.
    — Konrad    Oct 20, 05:42 AM    #
  5. so … have you smelt him out yet?
    — christa    Oct 21, 11:36 PM    #
  6. His ghost will haunt your house this Halloween… late at night, you’ll hear the clickity-click-clack of his tiny little claws scampering down the hallway. :)
    — Dr.NickRiviera    Oct 22, 03:15 AM    #